minning.de and bad, old browsers

It’s been brought to my atten­tion that this site doesn’t work too well in Inter­net Explorer 6 and 7. My offi­cial stance on the mat­ter? I could not care less.

I sim­ply refuse to waste any more time deal­ing with Microsoft’s issues. They broke it, they can fix it. minning.de looks fine in all mod­ern browsers and that’s good enough as far as I’m con­cerned.
So peo­ple tell me to give IE8 a try because it’s appar­ently much improved — no. I don’t care. I’ve had enough of Microsoft’s fail­ure to com­ply with 10-​​year-​​old stan­dards and I’m not inter­ested in whether they have finally caught up with the rest of the pack.

Same thing with Win­dows 7. After the hideous, bloated mess that is Vista, I am not giv­ing a Microsoft OS another chance. They clearly have other pri­or­i­ties than what I am look­ing for in an oper­at­ing sys­tem.
The main thing that both­ered me about Vista was that it looked like they let a bunch of ama­teur Win­dow­Blinds the­mers run wild with the inter­face. How am I sup­posed to per­form accu­rate color cor­rec­tions when I’m blinded by the flashy GUI? I quite inten­tion­ally didn’t set up my work­place to be a translu­cent, turquoise Fisher-​​Price envi­ron­ment and I’d pre­fer my com­puter desk­top to reflect that choice. Just stay out of my way, OS!

In the eter­nal words of Weird Al Yankovic: “Poke out my eyes, man!”

Appar­ently Microsoft has a vastly dif­fer­ent opin­ion there as they some­how inex­plic­a­bly man­aged to make the inter­face look even more gar­ish and tacky in Win­dows 7. Words fail me.

Now I’m def­i­nitely not a huge Apple fan — in fact the only time I turn on my Mac is to com­pile soft­ware. But I must hand it to them: At least their stuff looks pro­fes­sional and not like it’s aim­ing to woo preschoolers.

minning.de VI

It’s been more than two years since the last major revi­sion to minning.de. To coin­cide with the upcom­ing release of a new ver­sion of Nor­mal­ity I thought it would be a good idea to finally push through with the new design that’s been cook­ing for almost ten months.

Word­Press remains my CMS of choice and I am very happy with the lat­est ver­sion. I was con­sid­er­ing both Dru­pal and TYPO­light, but WP does every­thing I need and does it well.
My new design also makes heavy use of jQuery, which I am using to spruce up the site with some neat effects and also to sig­nif­i­cantly cut down on load­ing times through the use of AJAX; accord­ing to my tests, this iter­a­tion of minning.de is fastest I’ve ever devel­oped, even though it is by far the most com­plex per­sonal web­site I’ve worked on.

And thanks to web browser’s increased stan­dards com­pli­ance devel­op­ing this site was rel­a­tively pain­less and at times an actu­ally enjoy­able process. Fire­fox and Safari pretty much ren­der the way one expects them to.

At this point I’d also like to send out a really big F***YOU to Microsoft’s Inter­net Explorer.
From the get go I decided not to make any effort what­so­ever to sup­port IE6. Lit­tle did I know that IE7 would require per­sonal atten­tion as well.
It’s almost like Microsoft is inten­tion­ally try­ing to screw web devel­op­ers: They have accu­mu­lated nearly a hand­ful incom­pat­i­ble ver­sions that each require indi­vid­ual hacks and to top it off, you can’t install them at the same time to test your site – brilliant!

How I switched and came back halfway

So I finally gave in and switched to Mac. After about 15 years on Win­dows (and the occa­sional encounter with the Pen­guins), I got myself an iMac, mainly because it’s nice, portable and sup­pos­edly artist friendly. Also, I’m not happy with the direc­tion Microsoft is head­ing with Win­dows Vista. Don’t even get me started on all the Win­dows annoy­ances and “security”.

But I do ques­tion whether I made the right choice.

Now don’t get me wrong: I love this machine. It’s prob­a­bly the most solid com­puter I’ve ever used. As they say, “it just works”. The only prob­lem is: I don’t.
The utter lack of graph­ics soft­ware such as Pho­to­shop, After Effects (and var­i­ous plug-​​ins) and Maya in ver­sions that actu­ally run at half-​​decent speeds on this Intel machine is absolutely ridicu­lous. And that on a sys­tem that sup­pos­edly caters to artist’s needs? Pah!

Need­less to say, installing Boot Camp was the first thing I did after real­iz­ing the dearth of graph­ics soft­ware on OS X Intel, since switch­ing appli­ca­tions doesn’t make any sense for the sole ben­e­fit of run­ning them in the oh so pretty Mac OS.

My solu­tion for now: OS X has reduced itself to a fancy sys­tem for web-​​browsing and neat drop shad­ows. It’s gray Win­dows for every­thing else…

Just sad.

The Plausible Impossible

Well, as promised, my online shop opened today! Please visit the

The Plau­si­ble Impossible

for more infor­ma­tion on our upcom­ing AE plug-​​in suites Nor­mal­ity, Real­ity and Toxicity.

This is the first time I’ve opened a busi­ness, and they sure don’t go out of their way to make things easy for you: With all the forms to fill out, taxes to cal­cu­late and reg­u­la­tions to obey, you’d think they don’t want busi­nesses to open in Ger­many! More than once I’ve been at the point where I just thought “Ah, screw it!” and was about to throw it at all away. The first time actu­ally was the day wanted to reg­is­ter the busi­ness and went to the town-​​hall, only to spend hours wait­ing in dark hall­ways and being sent from door to door. At each door there was a hand­writ­ten note send­ing me to the next… “M is dealt with at B”… at door B: “M and B is dealt with at S”. It was quite ridicu­lous. Any­way, my appli­ca­tion went through and the web­site is online now, so it’s all good I sup­pose.
I just hope it pays out in one way or another, because the time spent plan­ning and man­ag­ing alone could have been spent on cre­at­ing a whole short film…

Never change a running system

In my ongo­ing pur­suit to squeeze even the last bit of per­for­mance out of my aging Geforce 4 ti4200, this evening I had the hor­ri­ble idea to (once again) try my luck with a lit­tle hack called Soft­Quadro. Sup­pos­edly this soft­ware enables “pro fea­tures” usu­ally found on NVidia Quadros on much cheaper gamer cards such as my Geforce.

Sounds too good to be true? Appar­ently it is.

The instal­la­tion was­nít much of a prob­lem, and after sev­eral reboots I was able to turn on the advanced fea­tures in the dis­play options. Other than that, the only obvi­ous dif­fer­ence was that scrolling in Fire­fox had become annoy­ingly slow.
Then, before I even had a chance to test the pro­claimed per­for­mance gains, the col­ors on my screen sud­denly turned… well, for the lack of a bet­ter word: col­or­ful.
If you’ve ever seen what a solar­ized pho­to­graph looks like, you’ll have an idea of what my mon­i­tor was show­ing at the time. And to make mat­ters worse, I couldn’t unin­stall the darn thing because just a moment later, instead of beau­ti­ful trippy hippy col­ors, all I had was a blank screen. Yes, my screen had gone into standby mode. Unasked.

To make a long story short, after a good hour of restart­ing, boot­ing in and out of safe mode, installing and unin­stalling var­i­ous dri­vers and wit­ness­ing Win­dows behav­ing in a man­ner I know not to describe, I now finally have my PC back in a usable state.

Yes, I should have known bet­ter than to change a run­ning system.